Archives
"Travel carefully the paths of yesterway..."
08-23-2005. EverQuest 2: Like an Old Girlfriend
08-22-2005. NEWSFLASH: The Industry is Incompetent
08-22-2005. The Road to Inactivity is Paved with Good Intentions
06-22-2005. Life Doesn't Offer You a Lemon; It Kicks You In The Nuts
06-17-2005. MxO: Jiffy Confirmed
06-16-2005. Dave Rickey Talks; anyuzer Makes a Movement to Toss Term: "EQ Clone"
06-16-2005. Blogosphere: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Myself
06-16-2005. The Corp Reports: MxO Sold. Neo Wept.
06-14-2005. Pointless Regurgitation: SOE/Mythic/Sigil/Turbine
06-14-2005. Pointless Regurgitation: MxO/GW/UO
06-14-2005. The Irony
06-14-2005. I Emerge From My Hole, and Scream: “THE SUN. IT BURNS!”
06-14-2005. Hmm...
12-01-2004. anyuzer MIA; December 1st
11-23-2004. An Addendum On Being a Bastard
11-22-2004. Massively Multiplayer Games; The Proverbial First Three Chapters; Or Why These Games Suck
11-20-2004. Just a Moment of Weakness...
11-19-2004. anyuzer.com does sub numbers; Over 400 billion served
11-16-2004. Catching Up; TIME FOR THE LIGHTNING ROUND
11-15-2004. It's a Good Thing Nobody Actually Comes Here For News
11-10-2004. Long Rambling Blog Wars; anyuzer Strikes Back
11-08-2004. War of the Super Long Designer Blog Posts; A Late Update On A Slow News Day
11-05-2004. In This Corner, In the MS Trunks, We Have Brad 'The Vision' McQuaid! And in the, well, I'm not sure, it says something in Korean, trunks, we have Richard 'I Got PvPd in My Own Beta' Garriot!
11-03-2004. Star Trek MMOG: The Next Generation?
11-01-2004. TAKE ME GIRLS! I CAN GAME TOO!
11-01-2004. Halloween Resurrection; Warhammer Online
11-01-2004. THE INTERNET DIDN'T EAT ME!
10-30-2004. SOE Worlds Cancel... damn! I Mean Cancelled. Dammit! Delayed. Yes, It's Being Cancelled! DAMN!
10-30-2004. Email Addendum
10-29-2004. NO UPDATES TODAY DAMMIT
10-28-2004. Jump To Lightspeed Launches; I Have Something Vaguely Nice to Say
10-27-2004. GuildWars Says Special Event; I Have Nightmares
10-27-2004. And Because I'm Lazy; Cosmik For The Win
10-27-2004. ATITD2 Generates a Scandal; anyuzer Heard To Be Angrily Rapping Against 'The Man'
10-26-2004. WoW vs EQII: CHESS DEATHMATCH 2004 (aka, a fond recap)
10-25-2004. Lum Owns Me; Gezak for the Win; I Swear Never To Do Late Night Posts Again... well, at least until tonight
10-25-2004. The Gaming Media; Stop Hurting America... or something
10-25-2004. When EQII Players Go Bad; A Scandalicious Recap of Events
10-22-2004. Faarwolf On Community Management; Likes Beating Players With A Bat of Misery
10-22-2004. A Satisfying Addition to: Artifact buys Artifact
10-22-2004. Imperator: They're Not Magicians In Space Dammit!
10-21-2004. Some anyuzer.com Changes
10-20-2004. My McGriddle Has +4 to Gut Rot!
10-19-2004. EQII: Our Classes Don’t Suck, You DO!
10-19-2004. Banning: The Next Generation
10-19-2004. An EQII Addendum By Mat'hir
10-18-2004. EQII: Contender to Split the Vote?
10-13-2004. Dave & Busters: Fanguardamonium and other Trip Highlights
10-13-2004. anyuzer Does Vanguard... Not Like That You Perverts
10-12-2004. Vanguard Article: Coming, uh, eventually...
10-07-2004. Sigil and I: We Make Sweet Music Together
09-30-2004. Sony Continues Bid For World Domination: Nobody Surprised
09-29-2004. Artifact Purchased by Artifact?
09-29-2004. Turbine: Planning to Roll a D20 on Fucking You
09-27-2004. Still Risking My Life
09-27-2004. New MMOG In The Works: Risk Your Life, I'm Heard to Reply: "I'd Rather Not!"
09-20-2004. NEWSFLASH: This Post is Wankery
09-15-2004. From Work Ramble
09-25-2004. Hell, Why Not Two Updates in One Day
09-12-2004. What The Hell? An Update? Lies!
07-15-2004. Me: A Brief Interlude
07-07-2004. Cool
06-23-2004. State of the Industry: Who would’ve guessed? I was right.
06-19-2004. City of Villains; Deja Who!
06-17-2004. World of Warcraft; The Rest System
06-16-2004. The World Is a Cube And I Sailed Off The Edge
06-04-2004. The Beta Guild Project; Or How To Bitch At Me 24/7; Also Known As The Debate Club For MMOG Geeks (that means you).
05-31-2004. Addendum On Errr... The Last Bit
05-31-2004. Screw E3; World of Warcraft Owns My Soul; Damn You Blizzard
05-26-2004. E3 Mark 11: The Matrix Online
05-20-2004. E3 Mark 10: EverQuest II
05-18-2004. Vanguard Addendum
05-17-2004. E3 Mark 9: Vanguard Saga of Heroes
05-17-2004. E3 Mark 8: Booth Babe Interlude
05-16-2004. E3 Mark 7: Dark and Light
05-16-2004. E3 Mark 6: Interlude
05-13-2004. E3 Mark 5: Saga of Ryzom
05-12-2004. E3 Mark 4: Warhammer Online
05-12-2004. E3 Mark 3: Horizons
05-13-2004. E3 Mark 2: Waffle Irons and Infinum Labs
05-12-2004. E3 Mark 1: Nothing Useful Yet
05-10-2004. E3 Here I Come!! Or Not...
05-07-2004. anyuzer.com Newsbits; Cause Sometimes That’s Just All I’ve Got
05-06-2004. MMOG Sites Merge; Aka Because I’m Too Lazy To Search Out My Own News
05-03-2004. Pre E3 Roundup
05-03-2004. Sweet Irony; EQII Beta Apps Up
04-29-2004. Gaming Addiction Done Definitively: A Quandary of Definition
04-27-2004. Onyxraven Posts News; I steal
04-26-2004. EQII Beta Apps; SOE Crazy?
04-20-2004. Yeah Baby! Who’s Yo Daddy? (a City of Heroes Beta Review, anyuzer.com style)
04-19-2004. The Name of the Game is Betas
04-15-2004. E3; C'mon, If You Don't Like Me, You Can Always Kill Me
04-15-2004. Yawns, Life Goes On; Blizzard Attempts to Address Roadrunner Leveling
04-13-2004. As The MMOG Turns; Hirings and Firings in the World of the Bizarre; Part 2: Furor from Fires of Heaven
04-13-2004. As The MMOG Turns; Hirings and Firings in the World of the Bizarre; Part 1: Joe from Waterthread
04-11-2004. Happy Easter
04-08-2004. Lum Talks Time Dependency; I Attempt To Stay On Topic
04-08-2004. Vanguard Screenies
04-08-2004. I'm Back, Yes I Know Nobody Is Here Anymore. Stuff to Read #9
04-01-2004. “Don’t Look At Me! I’m Hideous!”
03-30-2004. anyuzer For The Win
03-29-2004. Betas; Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
03-29-2004. Lum Talks Non-Linearity; I Splutter And Ramble About How The Entire Thing Baffles Me
03-29-2004. Is He Back? No, But He Still Kicks Your Ass
03-28-2004. The Beta Race Is On; This Year Is Really Going To Suck
03-24-2004. Subscriptions Ahoy!
03-24-2004. Stuff to Read #8 (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, whatever…)
03-23-2004. Furor Comments; I Proudly Receive Title Of 'That Guy'; Heard To Tell Mom: "Hot Damn Ma, I'm Goin Ta Disnay Land!"
03-23-2004. Warhammer Online; Officially Less Appealing Than A Nickel Gumjob Down At The Docks
03-22-2004. Furor Heard To Say In Regards to World of Warcraft: “Mea Speeka No Eeenglesh!”
03-21-2004. Waterthread Drama Update & Addendum
03-20-2004. World of Warcraft Beta; The Critics Response? Their Wang IS That Huge
03-18-2004. World of Warcraft Beta Starts; My Ass is For Sale for Two Beta Accounts Pronto
03-18-2004. Lum Dares to Talk MMOGs; He’s Right… Again!
03-18-2004. I Hear a Great Disturbance in the Force; Good bye Waterthread, ‘teh hate’ Was Fun While It Lasted
03-17-2003. Spring Break...
03-13-2004. Takes Mensa Geniuses to Decode the Vanguard Code; Upon Success Reportedly Heard to Say: “Neener, neener, neener!”
03-12-2004. We're back!
03-10-2004. Uh, Site Moving and Stuff
03-09-2004. Duh, duh, duh… so the Saga of Heroes begins. *kssssh, kssssh* “EverQuest I am your father!” “Nooooooooo!” (imagine whiny Luke Skywalker voice at will)
03-09-2004. Stuff to Read #7:
03-06-2004. And Another One Bites the Dust...
03-06-2004. Turbine to Bid on UXO? Hell no, not in a million… wait? Did you say Turbine? AHHHH!
03-05-2004. From a Friend of a Friend of a Friend: Political Upheaval, Villainous Machinations and All Around Intrigue plaguing EQII?
03-05-2004. Nevermore Sayeth The Raven (In Regards to Ultima X: Odyssey), Nevermore...
03-05-2004. EverQuest II Confused About Their Game; Needs a BatPhone; I Talk Crafting (LONG)
03-04-2004. IGN and Gamespy Merge Finally… My Brain Explodes With the Inanity
03-04-2004. Addendum on Blizzards Death Mechanic
03-02-2004. EQII & WoW Severely Delayed? I speculate… because I’m like right and stuff.
03-01-2004. Stuff Worth Reading #6 (Monday Regular)
02-28-2004. Stonehand is a Sadist; Actually Plays Horizons; Has Reportedly Been Heard to Scream: "THE PAIN! MAKE ME YOUR BITCH! YES!"
02-26-2004. Gone!
02-25-2004. anyuzer predictions: +1. MMOG Companies: -3.
02-24-2004. And So I'm Like: "Dude." And Moorgard is Like: "Dude!" And I'm Like: "Duuuude!" And Moorgard is Like: "You’re an idiot."
02-23-2004. anyuzer Talks World of Warcraft Death; Gets His Ass Ready to Be Violated AGAIN
02-22-2004. World of Warcraft Takes a Stance on Ebaying; They Don't Give a Fuck
02-22-2004. Connecting the Dots…
02-21-2004. Brad McQuaid Comments on the Departure of Jon Wiesman
02-21-2004. Gurgi Says: “Hirings and Firings, mmm yes?” (Chronicles of Prydain, gee, didn't you guys ever read in school?)
02-20-2004. Moorgard Talks Death With anyuzer.com
02-20-2004. An Addendum to the EverQuest II Death Update:
02-20-2004. EverQuest II: “If we like, gave you a million dollars, and then took a hundred dollars away, that would really suck right?”
02-18-2004. Stuff Worth Reading #5: (small one)
02-18-2004. Blizzard to World: “Our wang is so huge, it’s like the empire state building of wangs! Yeah baby!”
02-17-2004. Open Letter to… Moloch? (In Regards to the Mythica Cancellation)
02-14-2004. Love Is In The...
02-14-2004. Blizzard to Hackers: “Boo!”
02-13-2004. Neo? Norrath IS the MATRIX.
02-12-2004. Addendum to Mythica Cancellation
02-12-2004. Microsoft Cancels Mythica; I’m Heard to Scream: “ULTIMA ONLINE WORLD ORIGINS: A NEW DAWN FOREVER!”
02-11-2004. Horizons Offers 7 Day Free Trial; Ironic Game Event ‘Losing Ground’ Still Ironic.
02-10-2004. I Play Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance 2; Struck By Epiphany and Heard to Curse: “Tradeskills suck my ass! And so do you Baldur’s Gate!”
02-09-2004. Stuff Worth Reading #4
02-07-2004. Uh yeah...
02-06-2004. Angry Leprechauns Run Wild; Mythic Has No Choice But to Shutdown Server Permanently In Order to Save the Universe
02-06-2004. Dark Majesty Free, Anybody Care?
02-05-2004. Uru Live a Bust; anyuzer officially pronounces himself right again.
02-04-2004. The Realism Conundrum: Today, World of Warcraft vs Everquest II.
02-02-2004. Stuff Worth Reading #3:
02-01-2004. But Dude, Where’s My Game?
02-01-2004. No Updates Lately…
01-28-2004. anyuzer.com seeks corporate sponsorship to bend him over a table; heard to comment: “I’m useless too!”
01-28-2004. World of Warcraft Beta Application to Anyuzer: "HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected Internet Information Services"
01-28-2004. SOE about Everquest 2: “We’re number 28 baby! Hear that! Yeah! WOOO! Eat it bitch! 28! Who’s 28? We’re 28! Oooooh yeeaaaah!”
01-27-2004. Screwing With Fonts
01-26-2004. Going to Zerg My Way to 50 Baby
01-26-2004. Galaxies Proposes to Take Players Items; I Talk Item Sinks and Item Decay.
01-25-2004. Some Site News
01-25-2004. Because She Explained It Better Than I Ever Could: What I was trying to get at in regards to Mythica/City of Heroes and Horizons
01-24-2004. Jedis Break Games; Sucks to be you SWG; Rarity and Balance Rant all in One.
01-23-2004. Stuff Worth Reading #2:
01-22-2004. You heard it here last… because… I’m a slow ass and stuff: IGE buys Yantis
01-20-2004. The Anti-Rant Vol. 1
01-19-2004. Hell, pay us, and we’ll play the game for you!
01-18-2004. We’ve got a ‘Nam raid at nine, then if we have enough clerics we’re going to go take out Nagafen.
01-16-2004. THE RETURN OF THE ASS-HEADS!
01-16-2004. Warhammer Online Releases Screenshot; Millions Claw Eyes Out
01-16-2004. Discord Winners Announced: Players Scream, Furor rants; Death and Taxes move over.
01-16-2004. Dark Age of Camelot to Reset Relics, I’m an Ignorant Wank
01-14-2004. Stuff Worth Reading #1
01-14-2004. NEWSFLASH: Korean gamers do crazy shit to help American media demonize MMOGs… AGAIN!
01-14-2004. YOUR JOB ------->
01-13-2004. We all want to rule the world…
01-13-2004. It’s the end of my world as I know it and I feel fine… no really. I feel fine. Not even a sting. Hell, I’ll be back in action in five, I promise.
01-12-2004. MMOG Evolution: Blasphemy?
01-11-2004. Horizons: State of the Beta… err did I say beta? I mean beta. No wait! I mean game! Yeah, that’s it! State of the beta… dammit!
01-10-2004. Banning just ain’t what it used to be
01-10-2004. More People than Greenland! Less than New York!
01-10-2004. SWG Message Boards: Another One Bites the Dust
01-09-2004. Trade of Virtual Property: the Ethics and Morals of.
01-08-2004. Site News, Addendums and Well… Miscellaneous Crap.
01-07-2004. The King Dethroned?
01-06-2004. Themis Group: A Fatal Mistake?
01-06-2004. World of Warcraft Alpha Leak: Blizzard Likes Proving People Right
01-05-2004. A Welcome
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