Cool, I got my E3 media approval back (yes I register late, it’s because I suck. Repeat after me. anyuzer sucks. Good. Glad we got that out of the way). Of course this means, you know, I’m actually going (assuming I don’t get ass raped at the border). My goal when going to E3 is to have some sort of interview with every major party involved in MMOGs. I don’t even remotely care about all of the other crap (except for Bioware and their free beer. Funny how the one major Canadian development company has free beer. HEY. Guys! Maybe you could learn something. Eh? Eh?)

Obviously, the few people I know in the industry are soon going to be harassed by me, but anybody who I don’t know and would be interested in pleasing me with an interview or something, EMAIL ME. I swear, I’m way nicer when I do previews and stuff, than I am in my daily editorials. Hell. You might even like me.

And if you don’t. Well. You can always have an assassin on hand to ‘give me a preview’ know what I mean? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. That would take care of all of your problems wouldn’t it? Ohhhh, sneaky bastards, I’ve got my eyes on you. That’s right. My eyes. All three of them. Yeah. You’d like to know where the third eye is wouldn’t you? What? My wang? Dammit, who blew my cover… it was the monkey wasn’t it? Fucking monkeys. Never trust a mammal with opposable thumbs.

Seriously though. There are a ton of companies doing MMOGs this year, so c’mon, take a leap, throw an email my way and let’s set something up. If you don’t, expect to get harassed by me anyways.